Super-Intimate Inns: Hotels That Have Sex Toy Menus

by Devon on April 17, 2012

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We’ve been to some tantalizing spots over the years — like these adult-only getaways — but some hotels are introducing room service menus that whet more than just your appetite, if you catch our drift. Whether it’s an intimacy kit or an (almost) full-service sexy concierge, these hotels hit the (G) spot by letting guests explore their freakysides. But pleasure-seekers be warned: These thrilling amenities can add hundreds to the final bill.

Check out some of our favorite hot spots after the jump!

Crash Pad Room at The Drake Hotel

  • Hotel: The Drake Hotel in Toronto
  • On the Menu: The Drake has an all-inclusive menu for your personal or shared gratification that includes everything from feathers and handcuffs to vibrators and movies. Pleasure Packs are also on the menu, offering flogs, silk scarves, and, in the priciest pack, a 24-carat solid gold vibrator.

 

Superior Room at the Bryant Park Hotel

 

 

 

  • Hotel: Bryant Park Hotel in New York City
  • On the Menu: Another luxury hotel serving up a la carte options, the Bryant Park Hotel offers as distinguished of a menu as possible, including hand-crafted glass dildos and gold cigar vibrators (they must be expecting Monica Lewinksy).

Superior Room at Gild Hall

 

 

 

 

  • Hotel: Gild Hall in New York City
  • On the Menu: When you’re ready, you’re ready, and this hotel doesn’t make you wait for room service to deliver the goods. Instead, they offer adult items like vibrators and lube right in your own minibar, discretely wrapped and packaged like its top-shelf whiskey.

 

Minibar in the Double Deluxe Room at 60 Thompson

 

 

 

  • Hotel: 60 Thompson in New York City
  • On The Menu: Don’t expect to find Gideon’s Bible in these drawers. 60 Thompson provides “Shag Bags” with condoms and personal massagers — not surprising for a hotel who partnered with Planned Parenthood on in-room designer condoms.

 

 

Minibar in the Standard Room at Mondrian Los Angeles

 

 

  • Hotel: Mondrian Los Angeles
  • On The Menu: After a night at Skybar, one of LA’s most elusive lounges, guests can head back to their rooms for a nightcap from the minibar. What’s included is liquor, fine wine, feather tickler kit, vibrator, and lube, everything a danced-out clubber could want. And if not, the 24-hour concierge can accommodate.

Petite Room Full at Library Hotel

 

 

 

 

  • Hotel: Library Hotel in New York City
  • On The Menu: One of New York’s most quaint boutique hotels offers a tantalizing two-night deal. The Library’s Erotica Package may start with red roses and a bowl of strawberries and whipped cream, but it ends with the roll of the sex dice and a Kama Sutra Essentials Package  filled with oils and “Love Liquids.” And if the sexy librarian you brought back to the room still isn’t satisfied, just call the concierge.

Minibar in the Regular King at Hotel on Rivington

 

 

  • Hotel: Hotel on Rivington in New York City
  • On The Menu: Partnered with Babeland, one of New York premier sex shops, the Hotel on Rivington fills its massive not-so-minibars with kits from the infamous shop. The kit may be a bit more bare bones than most, with just gels and condoms, but the hotel would be pleased to have a staff member run down the street to Babeland for further requests.

Minibar in the Paradise Tower Room at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino

 

 

 

  • Hotel: Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas
  • On The Menu: Is it any surprise that Sin City’s rock ‘n roll-themed hotel has a sexier room service menu than most? The Hard Rock Hotel and Casino supplies goodies from their in-house lingerie gift store, Love Jones, serving up panties, handcuffs, flogs, and more than a few other surprises. And of course there is a “Mile High” travel kit for the more mobile sex-fiend.

Minibar in the Sweet Suite at the Andaz San Diego

 

 

 

  • Hotel: Andaz San Diego
  • On The Menu: One of the naughtiest hotels on the list, with its mirrored King-sized bunk beds in the Star Suite, the Andaz San Diego promises to meet all “sensual accommodations.” Every room offers wooden paddles and sex kits that offer edible thongs, couples rings, vibrators, and so much more.

Minibar in the Grand Deluxe Room at the Gansevoort Park Avenue

 

 

 

  • Hotel: Gansevoort Park Avenue in New York City
  • On The Menu: The Gansevoort Park Avenue is one of New York’s hottest party hotels with some of the city’s hottest in-room amenities. Each minibar at the Gansevoort features Mile High kits, with ticklers and vibrators, just in case you let yours at home.

 

 

 

 

 

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