Funniest Hotel Signs

by Hilary on October 5, 2011

If you’re pregnant and looking for a parking spot, head to Punta Cana Resort & Club for some VIP parking rights. If you’re looking for a private, romantic night in your hotel room, just hang the “Fuhgettaboudit” sign on your door knob at Le Parker Meridien in New York. Whether intentional or not, these hotel signs hit the funny bone.

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Parking at the Punta Cana Resort & Club

I’m pregnant. I’m cranky. Get out of my parking spot.

Punta Cana Resort and Club

Punta Cana Resort and Club

The Superior Double Room at the Le Parker Meridien

Just turn around and walk away.

Le Parker Meridien New York

Le Parker Meridien New York

Balcony at The Ocean View Guestroom with Balcony Room at the Marriott South Beach

Hey, before we go out on the balcony, watch out for any hidden unattendeds!

Marriott South Beach

Marriott South Beach

Pool at The Manhattan at Times Square Hotel

Uh, English please. No peeing, pooping, spitting, or snot. Thanks.

The Manhattan at Times Square New York

The Manhattan at Times Square New York

The One Bedroom Suite at the Embassy Suites Convention Center Las Vegas

Enough said.

Embassy Suites Convention Center, Las Vegas

Embassy Suites Convention Center, Las Vegas

The One Bedroom Oceanfront Suite at the Newport Beachside Hotel and Resort

Since when are moisture and mildew “dangerous”? We’ll be sure to thoroughly prepare for any unexpected moisture and mildew attacks through that door.

Newport Beachside Hotel and Resort, Miami

Newport Beachside Hotel and Resort, Miami

Club Bathroom in the Soho House

Keep it classy, people. They mean it.

Soho House New York

Soho House New York

The One Bedroom Suite at the Sunset Tower Hotel

If you’re reading this, you’re already too close. Do us all a favor and go back the way you came.

Sunset Tower Hotel, Los Angeles

Sunset Tower Hotel, Los Angeles

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

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Sean January 30, 2012 at 3:35 pm

Those are way cooler than the old fashioned hotel room signs. The last sign (‘No.’) is especially great – simple & to the point.

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