Hotel Humor

Honolulu’s Outrigger Reef on the Beach has a ton of amazing features: comfy lounge chairs, a super-chill spa, and activities that get visitors in touch with Hawaiian culture, like Aloha Fridays. While the Oahu gem delivers a dose of knowledge on the state’s history, we couldn’t help but wonder if Aloha Fridays had guests to do a special song and dance. A familiar song and dance…

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Aloha Fridays at Outrigger Reef on the Beach; Honolulu, Oahu, HI

"All together now..."

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The Peabody, with locations in Orlando, Little Rock, and Memphis, hold twice-daily Duck Marches, where the hotel’s resident birds make their way to lobby fountain in the morning, and then back to their “Royal Duck Palace” in the evening.  The charming tradition, which started as drunken joke by Tennessee hunters in the 1860′s, draw guests to the lobby’s red carpet, making these pampered ducks just as synonymous with The Peabody as Elvis is Vegas.

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Duck March in The Lobby of The Peabody Orlando

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A plantation tour guide holding a "collie bud."

Though its origins may be debated, stoners across the world today will nonetheless honor the timeless tradition that is 4:20. The term is actually a slang reference to smoking weed, making April 20th something of Christmas feast for potheads. Because most countries still have pretty strict bud laws, we thought we would let you live vicariously though our trip to Ganja Heaven (sorry, Amsterdam), and take you through the lush, green fields of Jamaica.

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Friendly hotel service is key to having a good stay, but sometimes the staff is just phoning it in. Though the workers at the front desk of the Villa Del Palmar Beach Resort & Spa are not necessarily writing off your constant room service requests, its hard to tell whether or not they’re just mugging for the cameras.

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Front Desk at the Villa Del Palmar Beach Resort & Spa, Cabo San Lucas, Los Cabos, Mexico

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A little too proud? Who cares! Strut your stuff at the MGM Grand.

A little too proud? Who cares! Strut your stuff at the MGM Grand.

We’re taught that we should stay away from vices — but they can be so fun, right?! Get down with your bad self at one of the best hotels for indulging the seven deadly sins. Of course, they’re all in the three wildest, biggest party cities in the states — Miami, Las Vegas, and New York City. And they’re all fabulously luxurious spots, too  — after all, it’s gonna cost you to be bad in more ways than one. We dare you to check ‘em out — just don’t look back!

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Awkward Hotel Services

by Hilary on April 11, 2012

Ever call the front desk for extra towels and a personal BFF shows up? AskMen shows us an Awkward Hotel Services video where you may be surprised at who shows up at your door when you’re expecting those extra towels. Trust us, it’s sufficiently… awkward. And funny.

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We’ve be dreaming about our time in Botswana ever since we left the safari paradise — not only was wildlife spotting an awesome experience, but the &Beyond Nxabega Okavango Tented Camp proved to have some seriously luxe digs to offer, too. Glamping (a.k.a. a luxury experience in an outdoorsy, camp-inspired setting) has become a seriously popular travel pastime, so we visited Botswana for the ultimate in the experience. Located in the remote Okavango Delta, the “resort” offers spacious tents with plush beds, food that’s rather divine, and all the wildlife you could possibly dream of seeing in a safari setting. But this photo tickled us quite a bit. Had us bellyachin’, if you will. Check out what we had to say after the jump, then enter your own caption in the comments section below!

&Beyond Nxabega Okavango Tented Camp

An elephant's behind at the &Beyond Nxabega Okavango Tented Camp; Botswana

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Ever get the urge to glance up at someone when you think they’re staring…and you’re usually right? Well, if you post up at the Mondrian South Beach in Miami, you’ll be stared at for the duration of your stay — by a creepy little girl, no less. Check out our caption for the Bay View Suite after the jump, then fill in your own in the comments section below!

Bay View Suite at the Mondrian South Beach

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Ahhh, the WWE — a true testament to the uniqueness of “sports entertainment,” with its Superstars, Divas, and complete and utter cheesiness. But for some reason, millions of fans tune into the organization’s biggest event of the year on Pay-Per-View (and spend the fifty bucks, too): Wrestlemania. This year’s event, being held at Miami’s Sun Life Stadium, should not disappoint fans, as all of the major faces are expected, along with Hall-of-Fame inductee Mike Tyson as well as Shaq, on Sunday, April 1. Regardless of who you’re rooting for, we’ve found the perfect hotel for you. Find your favorite wrestler matched to his ideal hotel. 

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Perhaps we’re taking a little bit of liberty when we caption this photo, taken at the Venetian Resort Hotel Casino‘s Oxygen Bar in Las Vegas. However, we can’t help but think that the bar is a bit reminiscent of heavier substances. Check out our caption after the jump, then add your own in the comments section below!

Oxygen Bar at the Venetian Resort Hotel Casino; Las Vegas, NV

Oxygen Bar at the Venetian Resort Hotel Casino; Las Vegas, NV

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