Not tied down right now? Lucky you! Thankfully, you don’t need to sit home tomorrow night and be sad — hotels across the country are pulling out the stops for those who are currently sans significant other. We found three of our favorite hotels that are actually offering anti-romance packages. But, all of them have a catch — should you find a cutie tomorrow night, you can get down and dirty with them in one of the hotel’s rooms. Don’t you feel independent already?
THE HOTEL: Four Seasons Miami; Miami, FL
THE PACKAGE: The Lonely Hearts Club Group Dinner
If you’re looking to meet ready-to-be-met singles, head to the Four Seasons tomorrow (and if you work in Miami’s financial district, you pretty much have no excuse, considering how close you are) to mug down on delicious fare at the hotel’s brand-new restaurant, Edge Steak and Bar. While the dinner costs $65 per head, you do get a leg up on a hotel room: Should you meet your match while finishing up with your Broken Hearted Napoleon (with passion-less fruit sauce, natch), the Four Seasons outpost is offering rooms at $469/night.
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THE HOTEL: Kensington Park Hotel; San Francisco, CA
THE PACKAGE: Anti-V.D
This Union Square spot is offering a single girl’s dream: Two bottles of OPI nail polish (cross your fingers for You Don’t Know Jacques), a bottle of easy-to-drink rose wine, condoms, a 30 percent discount off town car service and box of — what else — Ghiradelli chocolates. With rates starting at just $189 per night, this is a deal not to be skipped if you’re single — or just want to pretend to be.
THE HOTEL: Gansevoort Park Avenue; New York City, NY
THE PACKAGE: Single + Mingle
The hotel made most famous for the inception — and subsequent death — of Kim Kardashian’s marriage is offering something for her (and many other singles) to lick their wounds. For a (pretty pricey) $585 a night, you can grab a one of their elegantly-appointed rooms and cocktails at the hip rooftop bar. Wake up the next morning (with a new fling, ideally) and you’ll get breakfast for two, a hangover-soothing Bloody Mary, and a full-body massage to work out any kinks. From the night’s kinky behavior. Sorry, couldn’t help ourselves.